THE GRANDE TASTING ETC.

Holy shit sticks, the Asheville Wine & Food Festival’s Grande Tasting at The Civic Center was awesome, and brutal, and delicious, and chaotic and crazy. I’ve written two pieces about it  —  for Food Life Magazine and Ashvegas.com  —  and both are awaiting approval from the respective editors and publishers. In the meantime, you can…

SWEET

Tonight is “Sweet,” The 2nd of 3 events Hosted in Asheville by the Asheville Wine & Food Festival! Dawn and I are attending courtesy of Ashvegas and AWF&F , thanks again, Jason and Melissa! I’m gonna try to take better pictures than I did at Elixir, that I’ll post here, as well as on Facebook.…

WIN A FREE PASS TO THE WINE & FOOD FESTIVAL!

I need to drive some traffic to this dang blog, so I’m resorting to cheap tricks.  No, not Cheap Trick, although I am now listening to “Southern Girls” on YouTube.  Holy shit, what a fucking great song.  Cheap Trick was the first band I ever saw live… Fuck yeah!  Smoking’ weed on the floor of…

Sysco Freshness

I have recruited a secret Sysco Spy in the food industry, who agreed to provide me with pictures of Sysco lameness. Here’s some awesome fresh peppers. Yum!  Anyone who wants to be a Sysco Spy for me can contact me. Let’s get a look at the horror. 

KUNG FU CHICKEN – NO CASHEW

Okay, I promised you guys some true stories way back when, and I think I’m going to use ol’ Bloggy here to post them.  I’ve got a bunch.  I already posted GAY PARADE HOT DOG on Ashevegas, and I’ll save ONE EGG and ORDERING IN FRENCH for another time, but  for now, I’m going to…

Okay, trying again! Thanks to Reader Kilgor Trout, I may have figured out how to keep my white backgrounds from showing up gray.