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What’s Wrong with Me

Hello Asheville! This is a repost of something I wrote to amuse my friends on Facebook a while back.  I think it’s a good time for me to reiterate all of these points, because now days I get recognized more and more on the streets, plus I have more new friends and acquaintances, so I…

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How Not to Talk to Vegans

Hello Asheville! Believe it or not, at one time in my life, I thought about a career in conflict resolution. True story. I think I’d be good at it. I know all the tricks! Don’t make Universal Statements (ie: “You’re always late!”) Don’t assume to know what others are feeling (ie: “You’re gonna hate this,…

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Downtown is Theirs Today

Hello Asheville! Hangry. Han • Gree – (adj.) a state of anger caused by lack of food: hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. FaceBook, October 24 at 1:54pm: “Ho-o-oly shiiiiit. I came downtown to eat and buy my nephew a birthday gift but my hatred of all humanity has effectively overridden my ability…